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The Matyr 

When you bust a nut in a girl, but keep fucking to give her that sweet orgasm.
“Yo why tf did you get my sister pregnant!?” “Bro she made me nut in two minutes so I had to pull The Matyr so I wouldn’t look like a quick nut pussy boi.”
The Matyr by Jobeh November 22, 2017
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playing the martyr 

A.K.A. Smear Attack
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Winger]s of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.

One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
People were disgusted by the Religious Rights attempt at playing the martyr three weeks before election day.
playing the martyr by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006

Victim of the Martyrs 

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

Spirits in the Material World

Oh!
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Our so called leaders speak
With words they try to jail ya
They subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Where does the answer lie?
Living from day to day
If it's something we can't buy
There must be another way
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world

The Mater 

A short version to use when referencing the all-you-can-eat salad/soup buffet restaurant, Sweet Tomatoes. Usually used in conversations where one wishes to convey a familiarity with visiting the restaurant frequently.
Chris: Hey man, Let's go eat our faces off at The Mater!
Alex: Nah, I don't feel like doing The Mater right now... I'm not hungry enough to mauw down on some salad yet.
The Mater by "C" (club veg member) September 24, 2008

I gotta go use the mathroom 

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

Hypothesis of the Material Beyond

A variant of the Hypothesis of the Natural Beyond, specifically asserting that the beyond is not only natural but material—composed of some form of matter or energy, perhaps higher‑dimensional or dark matter‑like. This hypothesis grounds speculation about the afterlife or other realms in materialist ontology, suggesting that they are physical realities awaiting discovery rather than metaphysical mysteries. It has implications for cosmology, physics, and the study of consciousness.
Example: “His research into dark matter was driven by the Hypothesis of the Material Beyond: maybe what we call ‘spirit’ is just matter we haven’t detected yet.”
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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