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The Marshal

An extremely sexy Latin lover that meets all of your sexual needs while ensuring multiple Orgasms on every sexual encounter.
Just thinking about the marshal makes me wet.

Sorry, I can’t meet up with you tomorrow I’m going to get Marshaled tonight and will be so sexually satisfied that I’ll have dick induced paralysis all day tomorrow.
Words you can keep

The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Eminem's eighth and probably last studio album. It was released on November 5, 2013. It is a sequel to Eminem's most critically acclaimed album The Marshall Mathers LP, which was released 13 years ago. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200. It's Eminem's seventh consecutive number one album. The album returns to the Slim Shady style ridiculously acrobatic wordplay that made him the best rapper alive and one of the best of all time.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is Eminem's best album since The Eminem Show.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 by jfapuz November 18, 2013

The Marshall Mathers LP

The second major label and third studio album by american Hip-Hop artist Eminem, it was released on May 20th, 2000 and September 11th, 2000 in the United Kingdom. The album is Eminem's most successful album selling 1.76 million copies it's first week making it the fastest selling rap album in history beating out Snoop Dogg's label debut Doggystyle. The album went on to be certified Diamond, the album was very controversial at the time manly for it's attack on Gays and Lesbians in lyrics to the songs which promoted GLADD to protest the album telling record stores to take the album off the shelves and Radio DJs to not promote the album. The most controversial song on the album is "Kim" in which Eminem kills his then wife Kim Marthers/Scott the clean version of the album takes the song out and replaces with "The Kids". The controversy came to a head at the Grammy Awards which Em was nominated for Best Rap Album which GLADD protested, Eminem responded by playing "Stan" with artist Elton John singing Dido's parts.
The Marshall Mathers LP is one of the greatest albums of all time.

murder the marshmallow

To masturbate ferociously.

(Refers to the Stay Puft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, when he is killed and parts of his body are splattered all over the place.)
Every time I look at that picture of Mila Kunis on the internet, I can't help but murder the marshmallow right in front of my screen.

the marshmallow 

P:I’ll marshmallow your Mum!
D:I’m sure that’s a creepy sex act...

The marshmallow
the marshmallow by []...... October 31, 2017

The Marshall 

Having sex with a slutty girl who attempted to have sex with at least 3 other guys in a night before choosing you. It also helps if the girl resembles Mr. Ed.
Man I pulled a Marshall the other night and had sex with that skeevy ho.
The Marshall by David and Austen April 19, 2005

the marshmallow kisses 

A Hong Kong based indiepop duo.
Person: H'OMG! have you heard their song My Dear Giant by the marshmallow kisses?
Person2: Yeah!It was used in a Hong Kong commercial for a camera in 2005!
Person1: Isn't it cool that they sing in English even though they're from Hong Kong?
Person2: Yeah! That totally kicks ass! You can download the mp3 in their website!
Person1: Kick ass! What's the website again? themarshmallowkisses
Person2: .com. Yep! That's right!
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