The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

The Magneto Effect

When writers give a villain a completely sound motivation/or just makes them right and then is forced to make them do something horrible to get you to not sympathize with them.

How do you make a Holocaust survivor who doesn’t want his people genocided AGAIN, into a villain? The Magneto Effect.

Humanity: Builds weapons of mutant genocide
Magneto: I don’t like that

Humanity: What a monster!?!?

by Jojo enthusiasts June 23, 2025

The Magnet People

An underground society spanning the United States of America. The Magnet People's mission is currently unknown to the public. But one day they shall rise to the public eye. Fear not. We come in peace.

Dan: WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Josh: Don't worry mate. They are The Magnet People. They come in peace.

by The Magnet People May 2, 2023

the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.

*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs

by brianhackler January 3, 2009

The Great Magnet

A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.

All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.

What a fool I was to defy Him.

Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...

by WreckS September 26, 2006

Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...

Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.

*Guy sets the guitar down*
Guy 1: Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...
Guy 2: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dew Soldier April 15, 2007

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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 6, 2025