The Magic Carpet
The Magic Carpet: During sleep, farting with such potency that your blanket floats over the side of your bed.
Friend #1: The Magic Carpet problem is causing some friction between me and my girlfriend. She says she's tired of waking up freezing, and half the time she can still smell it in the bedding.
Friend #2: That sucks, but maybe it's a sign you should stop the protein shakes right before bed like I've told you.
Friend #2: That sucks, but maybe it's a sign you should stop the protein shakes right before bed like I've told you.
The Magic Carpet by I_Danse_Macabre November 4, 2026
