The MOO

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.

The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.

The MOO by Things hooligans say June 10, 2020

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The Moo

The Moo, Slang term for Lemoore, California.

I commute to Sanf Francisco everyday from The Moo.

The Moo by Sammydajew May 26, 2019

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the moon • The Moose • The Mood • The Moo • The Moon Effect • the mooche • The mood is temporary • The moody • The Moody Poet • The moody volcano

groovin the moo

Getting a cow ready for a date.

"Honey? Get inside for supper."

"Sorry, I can't. I'm too busy groovin the moo"
"Ok, don't forget your gloves!"
"Why thank you. I'll refrain from doing any thing capricious on this most virtuous venture of the night. I'm nodda fukn slut bitch."
"Ok. So be it . I hope that moo rapes your corpse!

Have fun now."
"Thanks mum :) "

groovin the moo by The Reaper June 15, 2014

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Groovin' The Moo

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.

Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT

Groovin' The Moo by LORD MASHIE February 2, 2019