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the Louisiana Sam 

the art of crafting words in order to change a subject or end a conversation
Jimmy likes to use the Louisiana Sam when his mom asks about his sex life.
the Louisiana Sam by VesRaa November 19, 2015

The Louis Reilly Effect 

When you think it’s Norissette. Also just cheating life.
“My sandwich was 43p.”

“Well mine was 42p”

“Omg! The Louis Reilly Effect…”

The Louisa 

The act of tickling the head of your penis against someones cheek followed by partial insertion of it into their ear. A true "Louisa" is accomplished by doing so to a rooke after the person is partially unconscious due to alcohol abuse. essenstially it is taking thier ear virginity, preferable without them noticing, you must move like a fuckin' ninja.
1) Yo buddy, my ear is bumping and I can't hear worth a shit, I think i got the louisa last night.
2) yo man, I found the biggest bible thumper in the joint and gave her the full louisa special, right in the ear. That bitch ain't hearing shit for weeks. Ye-zeer!
The Louisa by Michael Cardoso June 6, 2008

The louisiana purchase 

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.
I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

The Louisville Slugger 

The Louisville Slugger is when you are railing a bitch from behind, either it be ass sex or vaginal sex, and right before the girl is about to orgasm you pull out your louisville slugger baseball bat and knock the hoe out.
booty, sex, orgasm, baseball, fucking, guck, ass, dick, The Louisville Slugger

the louisville woodchipper 

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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