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two in the loot, one in the boot
The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
two in the loot, one in the boot by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018
gimme the loot
gimme the loot by Dubiks January 19, 2019
Shoot the loot.
Sometimes you just don't care, when that time comes, it's time to shoot the loot.
Or if your a porn star you get paid to do it. bitch
Or if your a porn star you get paid to do it. bitch
Shoot the loot. by Griz October 31, 2004
toot the loot
toot the loot by Gladgal April 21, 2016
gimme the loot
gimme the loot by gjtyuryuilyktghygjhhk,hjgyjgm November 20, 2018
Douche Bag of the Loot Whore
A trinket held by one person in World of Warcraft on Laughing Skull. This trinket makes you obsess out loot in game so bad that you make those around you want to stab them in the eye. Steer clear of the person holding this trinket and mute on vent to save yourself from hearing his banshee like cries for loot.
AKA Sanzol, Loganb, Amea
"I hate it when I loot"
"I've never vendored that before"
"I ice blocked 3 times in that fight"
"GUY GUYS!!!!!!"
"Horde, I'm dead" (full health)
"I'm the only jew on LS with the Douche Bag of the Loot Whore, teehee"
"I hate it when I loot"
"I've never vendored that before"
"I ice blocked 3 times in that fight"
"GUY GUYS!!!!!!"
"Horde, I'm dead" (full health)
"I'm the only jew on LS with the Douche Bag of the Loot Whore, teehee"
Douche Bag of the Loot Whore by Da Haters May 1, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"