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The Light Switch Bitch 

When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.
The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .

Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!

Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!

The Light Switch Bitch 

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”

Flicking the Light switch 

A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

Flipping The Lightswitch 

When you repeatedly flick a woman's clitoris, similar to the action of flipping a light switch.
"It's pretty dark in here, mind flipping the lightswitch?"

The Cheat's Lightswitch 

A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!
Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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