The Jelly J

The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.

We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!

by G.G.J.L.J.N September 19, 2009

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

spread the jelly

To have sex all night long and to spread your hot,sexy,fine bad ass stuff all over the guy or if you like a girl that's fine to.For the guys it is when they spread there sperm all over the girl.

I spread the jelly all over that bad ass girl. or...I wish I could spread my jelly with him or her.

by Minnimuffin March 17, 2009

comb the jelly

A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.

Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?

Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.

by mr_dirtboxII May 18, 2010

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

bake the jelly

when you bust your nut up in a bitch and she don't wash it out. that shit stay up in there! and it smell rank!

1) after a quickie, bitch dress up quick and don't wash and dude is like "bitch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly."

2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"

by chidi April 4, 2008

slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.

She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.

by trill trifficult July 23, 2019