The Jared

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The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

The Jared by someone you know March 15, 2005

Words you can keep

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

The Jared Allen by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

The Jared Cipak by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

The Jared Stetson by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

doin the jared by mcfunny names November 12, 2010

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

jared the subway guy by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026