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The Janet Paradox
When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
The Janet Paradox by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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O.G janet the janitor janet
It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪
O.G janet the janitor janet by Dr duff February 2, 2021
Jillying the Jane
When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
Jillying the Jane by Niggatron2.0 June 7, 2019
the jane
my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!
The Jane Fonda
When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.
Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.
Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.
Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
The Jane Fonda by Dustin321 February 12, 2009
The Jane Goodall Award
Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.
This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
The Jane Goodall Award by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026