The JMan

One of the smartest posters on the GameFAQs and 404 error boards

has great taste in music and has has no time for pointless mediocre athletics.

by bone crusha November 7, 2003

The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.

- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.

by Jman5670 June 24, 2011

JMan the abuser

Calling out a woman who's twice your age to a fight.

JMan the abuser was ready to put up the beats.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

The J Man

A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...

by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008

Jim Jam the J-man

the culest dj out foo. he aint got nobody tellin him wut ta do. he sa fly and sa sexaiii. i wish i was jus like him yknow? he gunna be rippin up da beats for yeers and yeers. and he da smartest mutha fucka wen it coms to evrythin, espesialy trivial pursuit. becuz u no wen he get started on dat, he gon beat yo ass strait up. he da best guy u wil eva meet. he is jus dat great .

Jim Jam the J-man will beet sarahs ass all day in some good trivial pusuit

Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah

by NOT-JIM-JAM-THE-JMAN December 6, 2012

The J-Man

the coolest person in the world

me

by BOOB ---misspelled bob August 3, 2003

The J-man

the coolest most crazyly great marching drummer.

Kevin you have reached the level of "The J-Man"

by Ray November 17, 2003