The Hep 

The disease Hepatitis (either A, B or C) and referring to having the latter.

Did you hear that Candice has the Hep? Yeah, gross!

The Hep by *elle* November 27, 2006

The heppster 

Where a girl or guy gives a blow job and spits the cum into another's mouth

The heppster, she don't swallow but she will spit and exchange with her boyfriend

The heppster by Naughtygma October 18, 2013

The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012

Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt

I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.

Hepatittis of the cunt by Sir Carlton January 17, 2024