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The Hartley

This is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks tits off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most skanky of women.

Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
I gave her The Hartley
by Narc Hartley March 29, 2010
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the Harley Davidson

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson
by JAFCO December 14, 2011
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polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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riding the harley

When you are stroking two cocks off into your mouth
That guys is riding the Harley like a beast
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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The Harley davidson

A sex position where your partner puts her/his hair up in pig tails while you go to town on them pulling their hair but they can only make motorcycle notices while you wear a biker hat

Do it Infront of a fan for more realism
Me and sarah did the Harley Davidson last night she's wild hog better than her sister Amy.
by Recome June 20, 2022
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The Harley

While in doggy position, take her pigtails in each hand like handlebars, lean back, and hit the throttle. Patch awarded if you can steer her head. Bonus points if you fart as loud as you can while you do it like a true blue biker would. Happy Riding!!!!
Damn.. he gave her the Harley? Yeah, let's give him his patch.
by BIKERDUDE69 February 12, 2020
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The Harley

When you makeup your own words,

sorta your own language yet your friends always understand you even when you say sentences backwards
Hey do you think this girl has dyslexia no it’s just the Harley
by Harleyraee December 1, 2021
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