The Hartfield

A sexual act where you cheat on your girlfriend to have a threesome with two young children. The age gap is around 2-3 years and the male must be older

Person 1: Did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Nah what happened
Person 1: Person 3 did The Hartfield with two primary school girksb
Person 2: Wow, Person 3 must pull bare pre-teens

The Hartfield by cxzzr March 7, 2021

The Hadfield

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

The Hadfield by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

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hatfield and the north

A Canterbury Scene supergroup of sorts featuring members from Caravan, Matching Mole, Gong, Delivery and Egg. They tend to have the same whimsical feel of Richard Sinclair era-Caravan with extended, often jazzy instrumental interludes. And they are amazing.

Hatfield and the North make up for terrible lyrics with awesome everything else.

hatfield and the north by The Ryan July 23, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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