The Hartfield 

A sexual act where you cheat on your girlfriend to have a threesome with two young children. The age gap is around 2-3 years and the male must be older

Person 1: Did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Nah what happened
Person 1: Person 3 did The Hartfield with two primary school girksb
Person 2: Wow, Person 3 must pull bare pre-teens

The Hartfield by cxzzr March 7, 2021

The Hadfield 

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

The Hadfield by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

hatfield and the north 

A Canterbury Scene supergroup of sorts featuring members from Caravan, Matching Mole, Gong, Delivery and Egg. They tend to have the same whimsical feel of Richard Sinclair era-Caravan with extended, often jazzy instrumental interludes. And they are amazing.

Hatfield and the North make up for terrible lyrics with awesome everything else.

hatfield and the north by The Ryan July 23, 2006