The HOOK!

The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.

Woah, look at jacks penis it looks like a hook, he must have The HOOK!

The HOOK! by AAARG I'MA rape you loads May 11, 2010

the hook 

the police

look out man here comes the hook!!!!

the hook by babydoll526 March 16, 2009

the hook 

When the woman goes from the cowgirl position to the reverse cowgirl position without dismounting by turning in a 180 degree movement.

damn! i nearly blew my load when she gave me the hook!

the hook by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

the hook 

An entity which is physically non-existent; the hook is not something you want to be on. The hook is that which if someone or something is off of it, that particular thing is of a highly reputable, A.K.A., cool status. The hook is something similar to "the chain", which is also a non-physical thing which one desires to be off of rather than on.

The shit is off the hook gangsta.
("the hook" may be replaced with "the chain")

the hook by B.G. November 30, 2003

the hook 

1. To get fired
2. To get pulled from a game

1. Jon got the hook for showing up drunk to work.
2. They should have given that motherfucker the hook after the first interception!

the hook by Tdm December 2, 2003

THE HOOK 

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.

My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.

THE HOOK by xenophon54 March 30, 2011

The Hook 

1) A General term for punishment or penalization.

2) The red hook section of brooklyn new york.

1) Man your off the hook this time, but next time the cops might lock you up.

2) Me and my boys grew up around the hook.

The Hook by KoVaH November 27, 2003