The Guntin

The act of striking an unsuspecting or possibly hostile individual with Yan's bicep.

John: Wtf is a Guntin?
Yan: Back tf up you boutta get hit with The Guntin...
Kevin: *initializes the Guntin* *strikes John*
John: ...

by assyimilate November 18, 2019

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

gutting the tuna

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

by bardamock September 11, 2012

Gunning the motor

This is simply another word for masturbating, commonly used by members of an older, more mature audience.

guy 1: wow that chick is so hot
guy 2: your right, gunning the motor feels right about now.
guy 1: nice........don't tell me stuff like that.

by busta_nut_94 April 18, 2010

gutting the fish

gutting the fish is when a man with an extremely large cock fucks a bitch in the puss and it is so large it sticks out her mouth and she sucks it

Justin loves gutting the fish out of Jenny until he cums on the wall.

by FISHERMAN12349 October 28, 2008

grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.

AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005

Gutting the Fish

When you are having sex with a girl on her rag doggy style and it brings back fond memories of cleaning a fish as a child due to the similar smell and bloody visual.

I helped my girlfriend get off last night while I was "gutting the fish."

by Musicgamerguru March 12, 2014