The Grumps

The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.

I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.

by Ben203 November 20, 2006

Grump Grump

A motherfuckin' grumpy-ass dog. He's always grumping and being rude. He doesn't have anything to grump about (except maybe that our McDonald's doesn't have $1 McDoubles) but he continuously grumps. Also a cheapskate and is not forthcoming with kisses or snugs.

Zack: Hey let's go smoke synthetic marijuana!!!

Em: I can't. I have to take this Grump Grump to the vet to get this cone off his head. He's grumping about it.

by Emboslice August 23, 2011

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

grump

noun: when you shit on the ground. grump = ground + dump

When doodie calls and there isn't a bathroom around, take a grump.

Backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps.

by thebelgianbomber February 08, 2014

Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 01, 2017

grumps

a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor

Reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night.

by manfriend July 03, 2004

Grumping

The act of making an exaggerated frown in the shape of an upside down "U." Often used when someone is being ridiculed in a joking situation.

While grumping be sure to make your frown as curvy and unpleasant as possible

by mmoneh November 18, 2011