The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

The Goofer by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

the golfer 

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

the golfer by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

The Goober Effect by zlong January 23, 2023

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

jake the golfer by Conricly June 11, 2018

the tear of the goofy goober 

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004