The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

by zlong January 23, 2023

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016