The Goofer
Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.
The Goofer by jjsplinter January 5, 2011
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the golfer
Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.
...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.
the golfer by Reuben D. February 15, 2008
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The Goober Effect
Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect
My friend: The goober effect
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the tear of the goofy goober
The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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