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summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Release the Genie 

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.
Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.
Release the Genie by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

Free the genie 

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Free the genie by Bordchef May 24, 2013

Summoning-the-genie 

Verb:

1: Refers to when a male rappidly and aggressively rubs his dick with an open hand until something comes out.
"Mom, stay out of my room when I'm summoning-the-genie!!"
When you succumb to an explosive form of diarrhea on the toilet. The force of which causes you to levitate like a genie above the toilet.
Oh man I ate a dodgy kebab last night and was on the toilet doing the genie all night.
The Genie by Genie Lover July 24, 2012

The genie has arrived 

This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.
That was such a big hit! The genie has arrived.
The genie has arrived by Joisa February 1, 2010