The Genie
When you succumb to an explosive form of diarrhea on the toilet. The force of which causes you to levitate like a genie above the toilet.
The Genie by Genie Lover July 24, 2012
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The genie has arrived
This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.
The genie has arrived by Joisa February 1, 2010
summoning the genie
Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018
Release the Genie
Release the Genie by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021
Free the genie
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Free the genie by Bordchef May 24, 2013
Summoning-the-genie
Verb:
1: Refers to when a male rappidly and aggressively rubs his dick with an open hand until something comes out.
1: Refers to when a male rappidly and aggressively rubs his dick with an open hand until something comes out.
Summoning-the-genie by Hawndarrzlinkplitzx February 27, 2018
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