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The Gand

Dressing up and sounding like Hagrid, you then find the nearest female and chase shouting “Your a Wizard Harry”. Until you catch them and kidnap them, after doing this you then go to the toilet on said persons chest. You both then laugh whilst eating the human excrement, which is seasoned with salt
Wow you really did “The Gand” on her?
by Formula V December 20, 2025
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The Gandolf

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
by Fehtal March 15, 2021
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The Gandolf

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.
The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.
by Grant and Mitchell nasty August 3, 2007
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the gandrea

1. an std causing rashes on your ass
2. the cause of miscarriages
3. a dumb bitch who doesnt know her ass from a hole in the ground
1. My gandrea is really acting up today.
2. Pray you dont get that gandrea.
3. What a gandrea!
by tony December 19, 2004
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The Gandhi Effect

When a person, action, or phrase is so far to one extreme that it becomes another extreme. Named after the character Gandhi from the first Civilization game. Gandhi would start with the lowest possible peace stat, and upon adoption of democracy, his peace stat would be lowered by 2. Due to his peace stat going below zero a bug would occur where it would loop around to 255, the highest in the game.
The flat earth theory is so stupid that it is actually smart due to the Gandhi Effect.
by mtg4lyfe May 8, 2018
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good for the gander

When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
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The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.
by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018
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