3 definitions by Free Bitch Baby
The hilarious result of shoving a carrot in a mans mouth after he screams from you having bit down on his schlong whilst 69ing.
Yeah, my boyfriend thought he was going to get away with the angry pirate for the second time but I suggested we 69 instead. I totally angry snowmanned him and dumped his ass while he was laying there in pain. What a wuss!
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.
I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010