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The Freckler 

When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.
I got rimmed last night braaahh. Felt great till a felt a little pressure. I tried to hold it in but I gave Rachel the freckler. She looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.
The Freckler by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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The Freckle Shits 

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.
Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.

Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.
I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.
Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

Freckles The Clown 

Hi,
I am requesting my suspension to be taken away as the reason my account got suspended was by accident. Here is the explanation:

Me and my friends are actors and were trying to come up with new clown characters! We went on airtime after doing some research and decided to look up this one character ‘yucko the clown’ after watching some of it we immediately knew it was a mistake because of some of the comments made by him In the Video. Because we didn’t know who this character was before we had no clue what we were getting ourself into. I hope you can take this into consideration and lift my suspension. (Also I I am allowed back in airtime I won’t be watching this ever again because I recently found my clown character! Her name is Freckles and hosts Fourth of July party’s for kids in my state!)
Andy: I stole this clowns business card and now I’m going to look up to her for the rest of my life. This is so fun, I love freckles the clown.... I really, deeply, truly love freckles the clown.

More then being on team trudee

freckle the pot 

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
freckle the pot by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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