The Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.

The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"

The Ewan by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

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The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

The Ewan Reid by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

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