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The Double M

Sexual intercourse between a married couple and male stranger.

Typically involves the married couple propositioning the male stranger to do The Double M. Motivations for propositioning the stranger vary from sexual dissatisfaction to mere curiosity. Some married couples habitually engage in The Double M and are considered a sub-category of swingers.

For the sexual intercourse to be classified as The Double M there must be full penetration. If the three participants are fondling each other without penetration it is not considered The Double M.

The purist's definition of The Double M stipulates that the male stranger must be a first-timer (i.e. it must be his first time having intercourse with a married couple). Purists also insist that The Double M only involves heterosexual positions (i.e. the two men do not fondle or penetrate each other in The Double M).
Friend 1: "Hey, man. A weird thing happened to me yesterday. I ended up doing The Double M with that creepy neighbor couple."

Friend 2: "Oh ya? What happened?"

F1: "Since I am new to the neighborhood this was the first time we hung out. We were all playing video games when out of nowhere the wife starts rubbing my neck. Her husband was watching it happen and started smiling. Very creepy stuff. Then they both asked me if I wanted to do The Double M. One thing led to another, and before I knew it I was getting pleasured by the wife while the husband was on the other end of her. I couldn't believe it."

F2: "Wow! The Double M! I always thought that was a made up thing."

F1: "I guess not."
by AureliusTheGreatest February 21, 2012
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The Double Muffin

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..
Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018
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The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.
My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.
by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018
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double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.
by weave March 22, 2003
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Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.
I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.
by The Alli November 29, 2004
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Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.
by hgt876 April 25, 2009
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