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The Ditch 

A nickname used by posh people for South Reading.
She’s hot and all but she’s from the ditch.
The Ditch by BigA1990 September 6, 2018

the ditch'n fuck 

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.
Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck
the ditch'n fuck by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

bitch in the ditch 

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
bitch in the ditch by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

hurler in the ditch

Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.
Stop it you hurler in the ditch.

one for the ditch 

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar
Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

Itch in the Ditch 

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
Itch in the Ditch
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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