THE Disch 

The Disch is a dangerous man who is not to be fucked with. The Disch lives in one of Norway's most dangerous areas

"watch out, here comes The Disch"

THE Disch by Vicxene September 26, 2023

The Disch 

The Disch is a notorious man who you don't want to meet out on the town. The Disch is known for its dischseps that lift not only weights, but the whole gym

Pronouns:
The/Disch

don't fuck with The Disch

The Disch by Vicxene January 19, 2024

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

The Discharge

To have sex with a girl, and immediately before you climax, you taser your penis, so that your partner receives not only semen, but 10,000 volts of pure love.

Bro, i gave her the discharge last night, she was convulsing with love for about 10 minutes.

The Discharge by fannybandit9389 January 7, 2011

Spinning the disc

To place a Halo 2 game disc around one's penis and spinning the disc in hopes of causing an orgasm.

"Instead of going out tonight, Mike stayed home and was spinning the disc."

Spinning the disc by mdm29 September 10, 2006

Shooting The Disc 

About To Fall Asleep

I’m so close to shooting the disc it’s crazy

Shooting The Disc by Day001 December 28, 2021

what the discharge 

discharge is used instead of heck/hell/fuck.

*joey spills chocolate milk on his pants*
brianna-"what the discharge?!?!"

what the discharge by boogaboogamwahaha April 25, 2008