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The Disch 

The Disch is a notorious man who you don't want to meet out on the town. The Disch is known for its dischseps that lift not only weights, but the whole gym

Pronouns:
The/Disch
The Disch by Vicxene January 19, 2024

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Discharge

To have sex with a girl, and immediately before you climax, you taser your penis, so that your partner receives not only semen, but 10,000 volts of pure love.
Bro, i gave her the discharge last night, she was convulsing with love for about 10 minutes.
The Discharge by fannybandit9389 January 7, 2011

Spinning the disc

To place a Halo 2 game disc around one's penis and spinning the disc in hopes of causing an orgasm.
"Instead of going out tonight, Mike stayed home and was spinning the disc."
Spinning the disc by mdm29 September 10, 2006

Shooting The Disc 

About To Fall Asleep
I’m so close to shooting the disc it’s crazy
Shooting The Disc by Day001 December 28, 2021

what the discharge 

discharge is used instead of heck/hell/fuck.
*joey spills chocolate milk on his pants*
brianna-"what the discharge?!?!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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