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The Dictionary

A list of boring words and their definitions in a thousand pages or more. Only the truly cultured people go to Urban Dictionary for all their wanting to know what a word means means.
Virgin: Wanna read the The Dictionary together? Girl: No, The Dictionary sucks, just read to Urban Dictionary instead. Virginn: Ok... :.(
by Cultured Person October 11, 2019
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The Dictionary

The book that every book is a remix of
Yeah man, I love reading the dictionary. Did you know that every other book in the world is a remix of it?
by Moose of the Sea May 24, 2023
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The dictionary game

A game where you start on a word then look for the words of the definition for the word that you started with. The game ends when you looked up all the words in the dictionary.
Does anyone want to play the dictionary game?
by TheWordSubmitter April 14, 2017
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The Dictionary Trap

It's hard to explain, but "The Dictionary Trap" is when you go on Urban Dictionary, maybe make a silly word and define twice, but then there is a 0.01% chance YOU will be trapped in the Urban Dictionary. To some explanations, it's a white void where everywhere you look, you see a defined word. Most people don't make it out alive. There is no known escape to get back into the real world. Only one person has been heard from, such as PintoBean2003. He is most likely dead, but we don't know if he is alive, but just not able to type. We should help PintoBean2003, and maybe one day, ONE DAY, we could find him.
Help! I'm stuck in the The Dictionary Trap, low on resources and will most likely die! Help
by somone who is guy February 8, 2022
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The Dictionary People

Often referred to by people frustrated about a meaning in the Dictionary. Refers to whoever creates/edits/writes the dictionary. They are an entity in their own and nobody knows exactly who they are.
Ex1:

Jill: Why isn't the word gullible in the dictionary?

Mark: I dunno, you should ask the dictionary people.
by Honest-E October 3, 2010
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masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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