The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

The Deuces by digital jamando April 7, 2015

Humping the Deuces 

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

Humping the Deuces by Savageray September 29, 2016

hit the deuces 

(to) call for help in a U.S. federal prison (from prison guard radio code "222")

"I'm gonna come in hard, pull you off of him, hit the deuces." - Justified, S04E08 "Outlaw"

hit the deuces by poslfit August 31, 2013

Roll the Deuces 

Throwing the peace symbol in the air, sideways, after a handshake or fist bump. Or just when requested.

Dawson: Yo Tariq
*Handshake*
Tariq: Dawson, roll the deuces.
*Roll the Deuces*

Roll the Deuces by Meadowlawn2011 September 28, 2011

Throw us the deuces 

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

Throw us the deuces by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

The deuce is loose by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013

Chunkin the deuce 

throwin up the peace sign, most of the time while riding.

while riding in his vert bert always be chunkin the deuces.

Chunkin the deuce by bert2 June 3, 2005