The Crock 

This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.

-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?

The Crock by B1anked January 14, 2022

The Crock Pot 

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

The Crock Pot by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

cooking dope in the crock pot 

making chili

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot

cooking dope in the crock pot by Meyers my October 31, 2017

stir the crock 

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

stir the crock by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

The Bon Crock 

A fruity booty.

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”

The Bon Crock by Bon Soc February 7, 2022

under the clock 

Spending time in the Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis, MN. So named for the fact that the jail is located underneath the courthouse building which features a clock tower. The clock tower is also a well known Minneapolis landmark.

How much time did you spend under the clock?

under the clock by revrock May 31, 2011

on the clock shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

on the clock shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010