The Cocker 

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

The Cocker by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

The Cocker Spaniel 

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

The Cocker Spaniel by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel 

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023

Paddy The Cocker 

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.

"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕

Paddy The Cocker by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021

Paddy The Cocker 

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.

"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕

Paddy The Cocker by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021

The orville red n' cocker 

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

The orville red n' cocker by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous 

Scientific term for dick

I have a DICKERUS of the cockerous kind

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous by Realazzfoo January 18, 2022