When you're with a girl that'll let you bang her, but because she said your penis is so tiny. She lets you blow a load, but you have to fuck her using a strap on after.
The act of jerking off into a bottle of mayo, popularized by the sexy bohemith of a man that is cam lyden. It is rumored that cam has done this up to 13 times in one day!
I hit the cam, then after made myself a nice mayo sandwich
A man who identifies as homosexual and is usually riddled with multiple STDs. The name "Cam Goodsir the Terrible" is not specific to any particular individual and is simply a name given to refer to a gay man
I just got diagnosed with Ghonnarea, slap my ass and call me Cam Goodsir the Terrible.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.