The Cale
The Cale by theladiesman December 3, 2003
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Cale The Creep
A person who is very tall. He decides to hangout with you randomly just to make you laugh. He sometimes can be really rude but also kind. Hes kind of ugly and he has hoes. HaHaAhahaHA. Kind of gay ngl. And probal pissed about this urban dictionary :)
Cale The Creep by raethegae January 21, 2022
The Calendar Option
A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
The Caleb Finn Roach
The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.
The Caleb Finn Roach by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019
The Caleb Finn Roach
The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.
The Caleb Finn Roach by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019
The Calen Empire
Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.
The Calen Empire by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021
The Caleb Shuffle
Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
The Caleb Shuffle by Salty Loser January 10, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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