The Bureau

The Federal Bureau of Investigation. "The Bureau" is a term used as a reference to the agency itself by Federal Agents on the job.

Chad: "Surveillance Van's across the street again, dude."
Dylan: "I'm wearing a wire.."
Zach: "You've been in operation with The Bureau..this entire time.."
Chad: "Pulls out a Glock 41 and caps Dylan in the ass."

The Bureau by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

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Going to the Bureau

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

Going to the Bureau by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009

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The Adjustment Bureau

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

The Adjustment Bureau by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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