The Bohemians

a group of young and talented individuals that has banded together to create videos, music, and much more. The three founding fathers are Julius (PAIN), Mason (CAPTAIN), and Jakob (ULCER). They are on a mission to fuck shit up and eliminate any posers who stand in their way.

We The Bohemians, and you can see, that all of us are heathens!
FMP! FMP! FMP! FMP!

The Bohemians by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021

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The Bohemian Princess

Once upon a time, in a land quite near there lived a Bohemian Princess, stunning to behold. All whom were blesses to gaze upon her fell instantly and passionately in love. She had olive skin that glowed, soft and dark eyes such as a doe, shiny tresses of hair that flowed constantly as if she were caught in a delicious breeze and is black as ebony. A mouth shaped so beautifully that when it opened to release a melodic laugh or kind hearted speech, as it often did, all mortals were stunned to silence. Yes, she is indeed immortal, and she would for eternity, oversee the province of Holders, in the mystical land of Homeport. The Princess was not a vampire, just a glorious female God saw fit to breathe eternal life into for he had spent more time in the making of the princess than all of his other creatures on the earth....combined.

"I am The Bohemian Princess, it's nice to meet you"

The Bohemian Princess by The Bohemian Princess February 24, 2010

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the bohemian mudslide

when you fuck a bohemain chick in the anus till the brown falls out.

watch out when you do the bohemian mudslide, it gave me the clap!

the bohemian mudslide by Tomicide November 19, 2004

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The bohemian

A creepy bitch who stalks niggas and has a harry vagina.

The bohemian creeped out of Aaron's closet and caught us playing poker. Then threatened to kill herself if he didn't play with her harry vagina.

The bohemian by Awalk October 13, 2005

bohemian jack in the box

When a woman, defying all possible logic, has sex with a man from behind.

Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.

Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?

bohemian jack in the box by Marlene Corvelle December 19, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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