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The Blaow

i - Group of mates mostly from Scotland who have a habbit of being loud and drunk!

Blaow originated (to The Blaow) as a silly comment in an australian accent.

ii - People in The Blaow are reffered to as Blaowsmen

iii - Blaow is also another word for a party
i - "The Blaow are raging drunks and loud as f**k!"

ii - "You are a fine Blaowsman lad! get a can down yeh, Blaow style!"

iii - "We need more Blaowsmen here to make this a proper good Blaow!"
by Fergey April 28, 2009
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The Blawl Game

A mind game inspired by The Game, but intended to foster friendly competition rather than spite.

There are only two rules:

1) In any exchange between participants of The Blawl Game, whichever says "BLAWL" first, wins that exchange. Note that, due to the nature of The Blawl Game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.

2) There must be a time period between exchanges to prevent Blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about The Blawl Game.

Thus, if one participant were to win an initial Blawl exchange, and the two participants were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other participant were to then suddenly remember The Blawl Game, they could then slip "BLAWL" into the conversation and win the second exchange.
Person A: "Good morning, how are you today?"
Person B: "Meh, I'm feeling a little blawl today."

Person A: "Happy Blawlday to you, happy Blawlday to you!"

Person A: "ROFB"
Person B: "Huh? Don't you mean ROFL?"
Person A: "Nope. ROFB: Rolling On The Floor Blawling."

Person A: "What does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?"
Person B: "Something about being tall?"
Person A: "Nope, actually they're both quite blawl."

Person A: *Reads this definition*
Person B: "Welcome to The Blawl Game."
by Skywalkar March 14, 2011
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where's the blow

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.
by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017
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The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again
An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.
by DPlatt January 12, 2009
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Cushion the blow

cushion the blow
to do something that reduces harm.
Etymology: from the idea of making the force of one thing hitting another less damaging by surrounding it with something soft
The way to cushion the blow is to raise prices slowly, not all at once.
by bruceliu May 27, 2006
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The Blow

I've overcome the blow.
by Fastbobcat March 3, 2009
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The blow and pull

It’s when you blow into a female vagina and finger blast her and pull the finger(s) out and let the vagina blow.
Man: “hey shawty can we try the blow and pull I just learned it.”
by Josh wilcoks April 19, 2021
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