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The Birds 

Meaning to catch instant feelings for someone unexpectedly. When an individual catches "The Birds", he or she may be very confused as to why they caught feelings but go along with them.
"Hey man I think Brendan has the birds for that Hannah chick."
"Yeah I know, he's been texting her every day for a week now after that party."

Brendan caught the birds.
The Birds by thegoobs21 March 29, 2015
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The Birds 

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.
1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

The Birds and The Bees 

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

the birds work for the bourgeoisie 

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie
All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

The birds are hungry 

A phrase commonly used to signify that one will not get any left over food. The meaning is that instead of giving leftover food to the person asking for it, you would rather scrape it outside for the birds to eat.
Guy 1: Hey can I have your leftovers?
Guy 2: The birds are hungry.

the birds and the bees 

The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."
the birds and the bees by Container October 12, 2003
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