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The Batman (TG)

The most headline-making, controversial and well-known figure on Telegram.

The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.

A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.

The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.

Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.

Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.

A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.

A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.

More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.

Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.

A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.

"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."

The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.

OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
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