The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

The Bidening 

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.

Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.

The Bidening by Coilscar July 17, 2022

The bakening

The act of getting really high. The term was coined by fat cunt Ryan

Chad: Let’s play a game

Billy: Wait before I start let’s the bakening commence

The bakening by Chad69420blazitoficallyrekt October 17, 2021

Balding the tires 

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

Balding the tires by Editor man March 4, 2008

The great blandening 

A cultural moment or slow-burning era where everything starts to feel generic, safe, soulless, and algorithmically optimized—usually in the name of profit, political correctness, or fear of backlash.
It’s the opposite of creative risk, raw authenticity, or human soul. You feel it in music, art, fashion, politics, even conversations—like someone sanded off all the sharp edges of reality.

Ever since 2020, it feels like we’re living through The Great Blandening—every song sounds like an ad jingle and even rebellion feels pre-approved.

The great blandening by Charleston Barnes II April 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022