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the anus bhutt 

When a man wearing a strap on is pegging another man while the dude getting pegged reaches back between his legs and jerks off the guy with the strap on... to completion.
I put on a strap on and did the anus bhutt.
the anus bhutt by Anusbhutt October 16, 2015

The Anus of the Earth 

1.(n) - a foul place, particularly one of ill repute. For example; Los Angeles, or that shit-hole town in Mississippi where your car always breaks down when you're going to marti-gras. See butt-fuck, nowhere.
Holy crap, that place really was the anus of the earth

The Anus Effect 

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.
Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN

knife up the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife up the anus.
knife up the anus by krasbot July 9, 2010

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Slippin out the anus 

A term used for when you or one of your homies is fucking up in some sort of aspect of his or her life.
Me: Bro did you see Austin was late for work this morning?
Friend: Yea dude he’s been slippin out the anus lately
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