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The Abraham 

When you’re sucking off a man and he ejaculates onto your chin and cheeks then pastes his pubes on forming good ole Abs beard.
We were getting into it last night when he gave me The Abraham
The Abraham by J-lotouchedme June 10, 2019
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The Abraham Lincoln 

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
The Abraham Lincoln by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Abraham Lincoln 

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

The Abraham Lincoln 

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.
"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

The Abraham Lincoln 

The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln 

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!

The Abrahamic Empire

A multi-continental empire encompassing over 85% of it's home planet, is a religious Oligarchy run by A pope, a head Rabbi, and a Caliph. Is better than it's rival East Asia in every way possible.
The Abrahamic Empire is so cool.
The Abrahamic Empire by De a February 16, 2026
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