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The 50% Rule 

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.
The 50% Rule by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011
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The 50-50-100 Rule 

An even more hyperbolic variant of The 50-50-90 Rule. In a situation where a subject has a 50/50 percent chance of getting something right, they will get it wrong 100% of the time.

This "rule" was popularized within the Super Mario Maker troll level community by popular Twitch streamer CarlSagan42, and is just one example of a reoccurring joke designed to showcase how easy it is to fool the average player into doing something wrong.
Player: *decides to collect a powerup which the level kills them for in the next room* "It's LITERALLY The 50-50-100 Rule. This happens EVERY time!"
The 50-50-100 Rule by GNFZ April 6, 2021

The 50-50-90 Rule 

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Person 1: Did you hear about Teddy ?
Person 2: Yeah, he was screwed over by the 50-50-90 rule while trying to argue with his girlfriend.
The 50-50-90 Rule by Bubble Juice September 12, 2009

The 1.50 Rule 

A 1.50 is when a girl gives a male one dollar and fifty cents to let her suck him off and yes swallow. Otherwise known as Reverse Oral Prostitution. The rule is the definition
Damm she really gave you a good o'l 1.50

Remember The 1.50 Rule she pays you to suck you off

You 1.50 lover, you've been giving 1.50s to every Bob-Tod Jones in the county.

You'd give a 1.50 to everyone in school you slut

The 50 Percent Rule

The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.

As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.

It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.

You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"

B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
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