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The ‘bet 

Used to describe what someone has when they sleep with a lot of people without being clean. The alphabet of STDs grouped together.
Bro jake is always fucking random hoes with no condom.
Yeah he’s probably got the ‘bet.

I heard that Amy has, HIV, HPV, HAV, and another STD.
Damn she’s really got the ‘bet.
The ‘bet by HellaSadman March 3, 2021
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The Bet is to not have sex.

The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.

If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
Mark: "Hey Tom how was your date last night?" Tom: "It was amazing! I lost the bet last night." Mark: "Awesome, were's my £20?" Tom: "Shit..."
The Bet by ThatDyslexicGuy May 19, 2010

hedging the bet

When a person has both a boy/girlfriend and another friend they flirt constantly with. That way, if the boy/girlfriend relationship doesn't work out, there's another person in reserve to ensure against singledom.
After Hilary and Matt's relationship turned rocky, Matt began hedging the bet and hanging out more with Beth.
hedging the bet by Maddie Corbeck August 13, 2006

Lose the Bet 

Slang term for jacking off. Comes from the bet featured on Seinfeld.
"Hey man did you lose the bet last night after your girlfriend left?"
"Yeah dude, we're stuck on second so I had to do it by myself."

I lost the bet 

It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.
i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet
I lost the bet by oliver0008 October 6, 2020

never bet the devil your head 

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

Bet The Farm 

To put up everything you have, while gambling in a card game.
Mike bluffed with his ace high and bet the farm losing everything.
Bet The Farm by TwitChy December 14, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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