The "96"

Its like 69, but instead of getting hot and heavy, your getting a divorce and your family is falling apart.

I think this is it for me and Janice, we did The "96" last night.
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up

The "96" by MIdget Master4 February 20, 2022

The Standing 96 

Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.

Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.

Simon: What the fuck is that.

Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.

The Standing 96 by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

96 cents below the lowest E flat by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

The 968 Paradox 

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide.

The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.

"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."

The 968 Paradox by VBVJ June 10, 2023

THE 96er 

The erotic position where the female lays spread eagle and airs out her box. The male straddles her face while he puts his face in between her legs and goes to chow town. Meanwhile the male is gagging the female with his cock deep in her throat and hip thrusting profusely. They both do so until climax and she squirts in his face and he blows his hot load down her dumpster (aka her throat).

Origination: A few years ago I was fucking my girl friends throat and decided to sit on her face and she had some trouble breathing due to my balls covering her nasal passage. So we decided to 69 and instead of her being on top and having that juicy warm lavish pussy in my face, I stayed on top and put my big meaty cock down her throat and her body was filled with instant ecstasy. I buried my face between her legs and took a sniff of that sweet pussy nectar.Then went to town and tongue punched her curtains and had that bitch squealing like a pig at a trough and squirting like OLD FAITHFUL.

- Guy: He man I tried out something new last night you have to give it a shot?

- Other Guy: What would that be?

-Guy: The 96er I went to town on my girls throat she won't be able to speak for a week just the way I like it and she squirted all over my face the bitches legs were trembling when I got done with her.

THE 96er by THE 96er October 17, 2014

The 968 Paradox 

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide.

The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.

"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."

The 968 Paradox by VBVJ June 10, 2023

The 968 Paradox 

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide. The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.

"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."

The 968 Paradox by VBVJ June 10, 2023