The erotic position where the female lays spread eagle and airs out her box. The male straddles her face while he puts his face in between her legs and goes to chow town. Meanwhile the male is gagging the female with his cock deep in her throat and hip thrusting profusely. They both do so until climax and she squirts in his face and he blows his hot load down her dumpster (aka her throat).
Origination: A few years ago I was fucking my girl friends throat and decided to sit on her face and she had some trouble breathing due to my balls covering her nasal passage. So we decided to 69 and instead of her being on top and having that juicy warm lavish pussy in my face, I stayed on top and put my big meaty cock down her throat and her body was filled with instant ecstasy. I buried my face between her legs and took a sniff of that sweet pussy nectar.Then went to town and tongue punched her curtains and had that bitch squealing like a pig at a trough and squirting like OLD FAITHFUL.
Origination: A few years ago I was fucking my girl friends throat and decided to sit on her face and she had some trouble breathing due to my balls covering her nasal passage. So we decided to 69 and instead of her being on top and having that juicy warm lavish pussy in my face, I stayed on top and put my big meaty cock down her throat and her body was filled with instant ecstasy. I buried my face between her legs and took a sniff of that sweet pussy nectar.Then went to town and tongue punched her curtains and had that bitch squealing like a pig at a trough and squirting like OLD FAITHFUL.
- Guy: He man I tried out something new last night you have to give it a shot?
- Other Guy: What would that be?
-Guy: The 96er I went to town on my girls throat she won't be able to speak for a week just the way I like it and she squirted all over my face the bitches legs were trembling when I got done with her.
- Other Guy: What would that be?
-Guy: The 96er I went to town on my girls throat she won't be able to speak for a week just the way I like it and she squirted all over my face the bitches legs were trembling when I got done with her.
by THE 96er October 17, 2014
An inversion of the traditional 69er where 2 people nestle into each other's arse cheeks before crapping on each other.
by 96er September 17, 2008
A massive beer bong with maximum capacity of 96 liquid ounces. It consists of a large funnel and clear plastic hose. Designed primarily as a "show bong," it is rarely filled to full capacity for practical usage. Those who attempt a true "Old '96er" do so at their own peril, as the cost of the vomited beer far outweighs the short notoriety of attempting the stunt.
by Chico M. September 26, 2006
by Dans1096 October 4, 2010
Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
by Less than satisfactory D July 31, 2022
Instead of the classic 69 position, it’s the opposite. Two people get in to 69 position but then reverse and lick each other’s buttholes at the same time, may include broken necks or long tongues to get done
Met some crazy lady the other night and she suggested the ‘ol 96er, so we snapped each other’s necks and had a good time
by BigBadWulf March 6, 2021