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Thaumaturge 

Grey robed individual that hangs out on NPF regually to participate in Calvinball games and often twisting the minds of innocents with his evil intentions of world domination.
Face is half concealed from everyone, yet has a strange attracting aura to him. Results are often that forumites will throw themselves at him; sadly to Thaumaturge's dismay, they are often male.
1) "Is it 'Get Fresh with Thaumaturge' day?!"

2) "...though I do have the odd urge to make out with Thaumaturge"
Thaumaturge by QueenQeeko October 26, 2004

thaumaturgist 

a person who practices the art of thaumaturgy the working of wonders or miracles; magic.

aka valerie leuchtmann
Valerie Leuchtmann is a moon thaumaturgist.

thaumatergy

Thaumatergy is the practice of magic that deals with the element of Ice.

(Commonly invoked with runes and ancient artifacts)
Thaumatergy must be responsible for how cold it is outside.
thaumatergy by Simon Pi February 20, 2014

Traumaturnedonized

An emotionally disturbing experience that's scarring because it causes arousal
I got traumaturnedonized from looking at my friend's creepy, erotic fingers gesture.
Traumaturnedonized by Feyr4 September 13, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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