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Thaumaturge 

Grey robed individual that hangs out on NPF regually to participate in Calvinball games and often twisting the minds of innocents with his evil intentions of world domination.
Face is half concealed from everyone, yet has a strange attracting aura to him. Results are often that forumites will throw themselves at him; sadly to Thaumaturge's dismay, they are often male.
1) "Is it 'Get Fresh with Thaumaturge' day?!"

2) "...though I do have the odd urge to make out with Thaumaturge"
Thaumaturge by QueenQeeko October 26, 2004

thaumaturgist 

a person who practices the art of thaumaturgy the working of wonders or miracles; magic.

aka valerie leuchtmann
Valerie Leuchtmann is a moon thaumaturgist.

thaumatergy

Thaumatergy is the practice of magic that deals with the element of Ice.

(Commonly invoked with runes and ancient artifacts)
Thaumatergy must be responsible for how cold it is outside.
thaumatergy by Simon Pi February 20, 2014

Traumaturnedonized

An emotionally disturbing experience that's scarring because it causes arousal
I got traumaturnedonized from looking at my friend's creepy, erotic fingers gesture.
Traumaturnedonized by Feyr4 September 13, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026