Thardy

A smooth man, tall, dark and sexy AF. Will charm your pants off, soften your heart and enlighten your spirit, make you laugh your ass off and then cum harder than ever.

Thardy is the man of my dreams....

Thardy by ardvarksingwell July 8, 2020

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy-Tardy by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

Thaddy 

Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature

Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.

Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy

Thaddy by Im_sorry_my_lads September 23, 2018

tardy the turtle 

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

tardy the turtle by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

tardy sweep 

silly invention of public schools to make kids get to class faster.

The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.

Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.

Dude1: Lets organize a school wide tardy sweep to overflow the system.
Student Body: YA!

Next Day

Principal: Stop promoting this, or else.
Dude1: Fuck.

Final Day:
Do it anyways.

tardy sweep by nine and a half January 9, 2009