Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature
Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.
Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
by Im_sorry_my_lads September 23, 2018
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
by thaddywhatthatgauntletd September 01, 2018
Short for Thanos Daddy, implying that someone finds Thanos sexually attractive, and would like for him to be their daddy.
mer: if you drop a coin in one of thaddy’s chin slots, you get to ride his face all night long
me: sorry, what?
me: sorry, what?
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by liabells June 02, 2019
MOM: Thaddy! COME EAT BEFORE I STARVE YOU TO DEATH.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.
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by FATSHAMER666 August 04, 2018
by danyell+sandwich January 05, 2018
by ilovelisps2017 April 01, 2017
Jan 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose