Thalwarts

people of a higher class or wealth

the Thalwarts of the middle ages oppressed the poor by throwing poo at them

by thalwart January 4, 2022

Hershey Thalmart

The act of filling a bucket or pale of man juice over time to become stale. Once fermented, the bucket or pale of thickened, dried man juice, is then dumped over the head of the thalmartee. It is sometimes beneficial to add a cup of water to thin the man juice. On the other hand, a Hershey Chocolate Thalmart includes the added ingredient of explosive diarrhetic substance.

Ex. 1: Did you see that bitch? She got SOOO thalmarted!

Ex. 2: Man, I could really go for a Hershey Chocolate Thalmart.

Ex. 3: She pissed me off, so I gave her a Hershey Thalmart.

by Hojo Okaaaay July 18, 2009

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019